G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra (Retail)
Aug 10th
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One afternoon, a woman and her little daughter went into a large toy store. The mother asked her daughter what toys she wanted. The little girl said, “I want GI Joe and Barbie.” The mother smiled and said, “Darling, you know Barbie doesn’t come with GI Joe.” The little girl looked up at her mom and replied, “Mom, Barbie ALWAYS comes with GI Joe. She just FAKES it with Ken.
Description:
G.I. JOE The Rise of Cobra for all major video game consoles features an exclusive storyline that picks up where the live-action movie, from Paramount Pictures and Spyglass Entertainment, in association with Hasbro, leaves off, allowing players to re-create and re-live the greatest moments from the film, cartoon series and action figure toy line.
Risk (Retail)
Aug 6th
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It’s no fun without Risk! And you know what the biggest risk in life is? No it’s not not doing it, it’s getting a Thai hooker. Life is a like bad crack, you never know what they cut it with. I was going to say “A box of chocolates” but then it came across to me that chocolate boxes have descriptions on them, so you would have to be exceptionally stupid to not know what you get. Run Forest! Ruuuun! It has a penis! XD
Description:
Rule the world with RISK! Crush opponents for global domination with distinct tactics and unique levels of aggression. Use strategy to fortify your territories and conquer all six continents. Build armies to attack enemies on your march towards domination. Customize your play in a single-player Conquest mode on the world map or Quick Play on a single hemisphere. Or out-strategize your friends in the fast paced two player Pass ‘n play mode. Without RISK there is no reward!





